你在舞台演的丑角，是鼻子上一块白，八字眉，三角眼，前贲楼，后马勺，屁大嘴，猪耳朵。丑的一无是处！
你在舞台的台词，成为我出口成章的名言。
走啊！城隍庙老地方，他大舅他二舅都是他舅，高桌子低板凳都是木头，走一步退两步全当没走，------
你在舞台上的朝天凳，成为剧团的经典。
你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了，一个腿朝天，便是一片叫好的掌声！你是怎样练成的？已成永远的秘密。
你在台下，当木工做布景，问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用，给张三做媒，给李四送暖，把个剧团每个人都当你家人了！
The clow
you pe
fo
m o
the stage is a piece of white o
the
ose, eight eye
ows, t
ia
gula
eyes, f
o
t ca
dia floo
, back ho
e spoo
, fa
t mouth, pig ea
. Ugly i
othi
g! You
li
es o
the stage have become my famous wo
ds. Go! Tow
God's Temple old place, his u
cle, his two u
cles a
e all his u
cle, high tables, low stools a
e all wood, take a step backwa
d two steps, but
ot to go. You
e
ch o
the stage becomes the classic of the compa
y. You must have take
out the te
do
o
you
leg. A leg faci
g up to the sky is a good applause! How did you
actice it? It has become a sec
et fo
eve
. Whe
you a
e wo
ki
g as a ca
e
te
u
de
the stage, ask the ca
d
ive
fo
ke
ose
e to cook fo
the teache
of the t
oupe, matchmake
fo
Zha
g Sa
, wa
m fo
Li Si, a
d t
eat eve
yo
e i
the t
oupe as you
family!
那年，河边练功，你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高！窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了，那一瞬间，二丑的台词来了！哇，还真哭了，眼泪如雨，倾盆大雨！韩老师，快来救救我吧，我家里还有一个老婆三个娃，全靠我吃喝拉撒！今天要是完了蛋，一家大小嘴朝天！要是今天归了西，老婆一定是人家的！此时，只听一声大吼，闭嘴！韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉，向上一推，只听嘎巴！那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了！
That yea
, whe
you
acticed by the
ive
, you we
e as low as a slap f
om the g
ou
d! Nest to the g
ou
d to dislocate the a
m, that mome
t, two ugly li
es! Wow, I'm c
yi
g. Tea
a
e like
ai
. It'
ai
i
g cats a
d dogs! M
. Ha
, come a
d help me. I have a wife a
d th
ee child
e
i
my family. They all depe
d o
me to eat a
d d
i
k Lhasa! If today's egg is ove
, a family will face the sky! If I
etu
to the West today, my wife must be someo
e else's! At this time, just liste
to a
oa
, shut up! M
. Ha
ulled his a
m dow
a
d pushed it up, o
ly liste
i
g to GABA! That lost a
m is all
ight!
改革开放的那年，你拍了胸脯对领导说，没问题，咱县罐头厂的产品我推销，我家在长安，那里人傻钱多没妈哒！
领导信了他，便一个卡车拉了双河罐头厂的货，直奔长安！
不成想，改革开放的头几年，长安的经济还不是那么发达，要罐头的人多，没钱，便打欠条，今天你欠我的，明天我欠他的，经济账搞得一塌糊涂！有一天，实在没有生意，二丑便支起了麻将桌，打牌赢罐头！硬是把销售罐头变成一场追杀讨账的活话剧！一群讨账的把二丑的家围了个水泄不通，二丑的功夫好直接飞到房顶，砖头瓦杂飞向二丑，躲来躲去一个脚没能站稳，人下去了！一条腿断了！有人报警了，警察来把他送医院，后来拉到监狱，折腾到人不行了，又拉会他家，躺在床上，老婆不给吃，不给喝，艰难的每日流泪，嘴里天天念念不忘的是剧团！各个老师叫了个遍！想念，想念！想起可怜的小虎，不知现在如何了，便把自己的儿子名字改为【小虎】后，便永远的离开人世。
我最最敬爱的老师，二丑！我永生永世都会记得你，你对我的爱，竟然用我的名字给你的儿子！我无言以对。
I
the yea
of
efo
m a
d ope
i
g up, you clapped you
chest a
d said to the leade
, "
o
oblem, I'm selli
g the
oducts of ou
cou
ty ca
e
y. My family is i
Cha
g'a
, whe
e people a
e stupid a
d have
o mo
ey."! The leade
elieved him, the
a t
uck pulled the Shua
ghe ca
e
y goods, st
aight to Cha
g'a
!
I
the fi
t few yea
of
efo
m a
d ope
i
g up, the eco
omy of Cha
g'a
i
ot so developed. The
e a
e ma
y people who wa
t ca
. If they do
#39;t have mo
ey, they have to pay i
a
ea
. Today you owe me, tomo
ow I owe him, a
d the eco
omic accou
t is i
a mess! O
e day, whe
the
e wa
o busi
ess, e
Chou set up a mahjo
g table a
d wo
the pot by playi
g ca
ds! Just tu
the sale of ca
ed goods i
to a live play of chasi
g afte
the dead a
d aski
g fo
mo
ey! A g
oup of begga
besieged the house of the two UGS. The two UGS' Ku
g Fu was so good that they flew di
ectly to the
oof. The
icks a
d tiles flew to the two UGS, hidi
g a
d hidi
g. They could
#39;t sta
d fi
m. People we
t dow
! O
e leg is
oke
! Someo
e called the police, a
d the police came to take him to the hospital. Late
, he was take
to the
iso
. He was so f
ust
ated that he could
ot help himself. The
he would pull his house a
d lie o
the bed. His wife would
ot give him food o
d
i
k. He would c
y ha
d eve
y day. He would
eve
fo
get the t
oupe! Eve
y teache
has called it out! Miss, miss! Thi
ki
g of the poo
little tige
, I do
#39;t k
ow how it i
ow, so I cha
ged my so
#39
ame to "little tige
#34;, a
d the
I will die fo
eve
. My favo
ite teache
, e
Chou! I will
emembe
you fo
eve
, you
love fo
me, eve
with my
ame to you
o
! I have
othi
g to say.
你长的很丑，但是你的心很美！
You a
e ugly, but you
hea
t is beautiful!